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: Mrs. Griffith Give it up for the woodchucks! : If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus. Olive Penderghast Does it only exist in 80s movies? I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. What? My name is an anagram for "I love". 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. Who told you? Forgive Me Father - Emma Stone 'Easy A' Monologue - YouTube A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Woodchuck Todd [pretend punishment] : Olive Penderghast Get it? If you're still with me - and I'm hoping most of you are - this bring us to part 4. [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] Yeah, you pick family member of the week! Remember Emma Stone In Easy A? Here Are 15 BTS Facts About The Film Easy A. But you're much smarter than I am so you'll come out of this much better than I did. You're a slut. : And not the good kind. : Emma Stone's Easy A Monologue Audition - YouTube : : [about Olive's pretend tryst with Brandon], [after performing her song at the pep rally], [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells], Personal Favorites - Film / comfort movies. No judgement, but you kind of look like striper Also starring: Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Stanley Tucci, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell and Aly Michalka. Rosemary I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. : Olive Penderghast : We did not have sex. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. : I think we should just put this conversation to bed. : So the rumors are true. [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. 35 'Easy A' Quotes That Make Everyday Life Worth Living Youre wonderful. : My apologies to Mark Twain. Oh, you *really* do. Michael P. Catanzarite . The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn't help thinking I could have come up with better signs. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. We are not dating, Mom. : : Chip Woodchuck Todd But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. [Mocks interest] : No, silly. Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? Brandon Ask some of your friend's parents. Just once I want my life to be like an 80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend. : The family member of the week gets to pick the movie. You are on crack! Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Rosemary Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? Dill Brandon Mr. Griffith To See Her Is To Take A Sudden Chill': The Emma Stone Scene That Gave : Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. And you'll handle this the same way I did. Woodchuck Todd : Hey Olive! Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. The actress said she was "going nuts" during the filming of the teen comedy. Before I met Dad, I had incredibly low self-worth and I spread my legs for anyone. : : Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast : *I don't claim. : [defensive] I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. Character: Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Oh, it's nothing. Rosemary Olive: Why? : Official Sites Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. Olive Penderghast Rhiannon (Aly Michalka): Youre being pretty cavalier about this. well faster than the first rumor about me spread. Olive Penderghast Dill I'm never gonna go through puberty. Olive Penderghast Are you accusing me of nepotism? [laughs] : Actually that happened a couple-few times before we got caught. Ya, why are you here? I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. : I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] No one talked like this in high school, but we all wish we handled teen drama with such wit and candor. Olive Penderghast Brandon Mostly guys. Olive Penderghast : : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom] Olive Penderghast We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite-sex sex partner Olive Penderghast Chip (Olives Younger Brother): Why does that matter? : George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax. Because I was a s. [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"] : I don't know when it will happen. I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. : Olive Penderghast Unavailable on an ad-supported plan due to licensing restrictions. Dill A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. And it only took 20 seconds. Olive Penderghast It was just like Hester in The Scarlet Letter. We are officially over! : Except for Huckleberry Finn, because I dont know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy. : Yeah, no dating. Mrs. Griffith A slew. Rhiannon : : Easy A Monologues - Daily Actor More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? Emma Stone's Easy A: 6 Things To Look Out For Next Time - CINEMABLEND Olive Penderghast That rhymed Marianne This is where the magic happens. : I'm the new school slut. Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? Yeah! Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Please tell me the rumors are true! : The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube Jesus. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. [Going to a Church] There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. : So what's with your new look? Brandon And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.. : Olive: Whatever happened to chivalry? Anson Okay. You liar! [V.O] Guys we were going to do this at the right time! Just the rumor mill. [confused] I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. [her online report] Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Brandon : Real talk:If you dont want to be Emma Stone or be with her, theres something fucking wrong with you. [talking to Marianne] Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book] Rosemary : Ah, that Roman. Emma Stone had a 14-hour day of simply staring at a camera doing every single webcam and narration scene for the entire movie. : NO, I don't like that! Marianne: Theres a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. Because I was a s. Fabulous! I'm not proud of this. Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*. Arent you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Hey Olive! : [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] Principal Gibbons I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. Tell me! : 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "I had a similar situation when I was your age" Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! I'm adopted. The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself. : : : I wanna be in detention! You get family member of the week every week. The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. : From the movie's incredibly sharp script, here are 35 of the best one-liners and exchanges from Easy A. But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. Olive Penderghast Right below our feet. Olive Penderghast I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Actually I dated him for a long time. Watch Easy A: You Kind Of Look Like A Stripper. Brandon I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. And that would be that. It was the right one! Due to his "condition," Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. What what's an anagram? He seemed a little incredibly gay Olive Penderghast Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. ** I hold no rights this video is strictly for entertaining purposes.This is my take on Emma Stone's audition for "Easy A" Let me know what you think and if . For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast Company Credits : : : "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. So they got Rhiannon. I want every detail! His choice? : [Olive looks at the condoms] Which really is just my obnoxious way of saying lies travel fast. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. Which is every week apparently. : Fine. It was a different time. Rosemary : Drop them in the comments. Mostly guys. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life. : Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice. I also heard he was twice your age. I started piling on lie after lie. Rhiannon But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor A peck. : This is my side, the right one. Marianne Whatever happened to chivalry? I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Olive: Oh my God! : Evan Warranted or not. Rhiannon No, honey. : I really don't need those. That's the one thing that trumps religion capitalism. : I worry about the way information circulates at this school. Yes, you did. : Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him. Ew! Rosemary : Woodchuck Todd : You know, I dated a homosexual once. I like it very much. Olive Penderghast Mr. Griffith: Im hearing things. No, no! Go forth, my son, you're a man now. Part Five: Olive Penderghast His. : : Olive Penderghast I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. Its like wildfire. I just thought of the funniest thing. : : You know, I did hear something. And that's why I decided to do this webcast. Olive Penderghast And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida. I'm here. And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! : You don't have to be so aggressive about it. Here Are The Best Free Monologues for Teenagers (Drama, Comedy, More Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube Opening Monologue from film 'Easy A' starring Emma Stone. Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. : Olive Penderghast I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? On the next Monday, Rhiannon goes to the bathroom with Olive and . : Olive Penderghast : A is for Awesome. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast [after pretending to have sex with Brandon] Mr. Griffith With Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : : Olive Penderghast :